Chez Francesca

I've just found something funny when i was googlin some stuff. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I do think some of them ar quite true, anywhere I still think not every guy is like that.

Just something hilarious to share with u guys. Dont take it too serious guys and be Creative when u lie, cuz we do know when ur lying.

101 LIES MEN TELL WOMEN

1. I'll call you. ==> when i "need" u
2. I love you. ==> every man says that
3. You're the only one. ==> yea, ur the only one rite now
4. I've never felt this way about anyone else. ==> cuz ur drunk?
5. I've got to work late at the office tonight. ==> wt kinda work or if u had moved ur office?
6. That's the best sex I've ever had. ==> i thought only women say that
7. You've got the most beautiful eyes ==> yeayea
8. No, I'm not married ==> other life?
9. Sorry. I must have left my wallet and credit cards at home. ==> just say it if ur not gonna pay
10. You just have to believe me when I tell you nothing's wrong. ==> ha!
11. I'm ready to make a commitment. ==> that means u want sex
12. Except for a beer or two, I never drink. ==> never drink too little
13. My wife and I haven't had sex in years. ==> cuz ur wife ran out with some younger guy
14. We'll get married as soon as I ... ==> who's gonna wait?
15. I'll be home in twenty minutes. ==> 20 hrs?
16. It's not that I don't care - I just have to spend more time with my kids. ==> ur kids next door?
17. I've only slept with maybe ten women in my entire life. ==> oh how sweet?! get a body check first before u talk.
18. I've been celibate since we broke up. ==> except for few one nite stands
19. I could never lie to you. ==> define lie!
20. I can still last all night ==> wtever u say!
21. I always use a condom ==> who will believe that shit?
22. I can help you get a great job in my company (field) ==> whore?
23. I haven't seen her since she and I broke up ==> just few phone sexs
24. I tested HIV negative ==> in ur dream?
25. I haven't seen her since she and I broke up
26. The only sexual fantasies I have are about you ==> when did i became angelina jolie?
27. No, I don't think your thighs (stomach, breasts, hips, etc.) are too big ==> who cares wt u think
28. I'm too tired ==> everyone knows wt it means!
29. How could you think I'd be interested in her? She's your best friend ==> have u ever watched "my best friend's wedding"?
30. When it comes to oral sex, I'm the best ==> kiddin me rite?
31. I've never had any trouble keeping an erection before ==> u need help with playboy?
32. It's you and me, babe - we'll make love all over Europe ==> wow
33. I'd never do anything to hurt you. ==> i'd do it but i woudnt tell u
34. I want to grow old with you ==> but ur gonna find a younger chick after i died
35. Believe me, my wife and I live very separate lives ==> 2 inches?
36. Our having sex won't change a thing between us ==> cuz u could seperate love n sex?! genius!
37. Don't worry, I've had a vasectomy ==> ur ex helped u with that?
38. I'm going to leave my wife ==> n get back with my ex wife
39. You're nothing at all like my mother ==> huh?
40. Your being a different religion doesn't matter to me ==> cuz im not gonna marry u anyway
41. It doesn't bother me that you make more money than I do ==> where is ur pride?
42. Even without sex, we'd still be friends ==> wt kinda fd?
43. I think older women are the most exciting ==> better in bed?
44. I'm considered one of the top people (in my field, in the company) ==> ur field is? cheater?
45. What attracts me to you is your mind ==> mind or my boobs n ass?
46. We'll split all the child care and household chores fifty-fifty ==> for a few days
47. Of course I don't mind that you didn't come ==> u wouldn't even know if we had came or not. women would fake one for ur pride anyway!
48. I've never had an affair before ==> everyone knows that, so not reali an affair
49. You're the only one who understands me ==> understands the meaning of ur lies!
50. I've never been in therapy ==> !!!
51. You're the best thing that's ever happened to me ==> yea rite
52. No, I'm not seeing anyone else ==> just sleeping
53. I haven't thought about her (old girlfriend) in years ==> cuz i have been seeing her all the time
54. How many times do I have to tell you I'm not having an affair? ==> thousand times maybe
55. Your career is as important as mine ==> only when my career is to become ur chick, rite?
56. I promise you that I'll change ==> if tmr never comes
57. I want us to remain close friends always ==> define close fds
58. My wife and I have an understanding ==> huh?
59. You're wonderful; you deserve someone better than me ==> thank god u finally say that!
60. I don't masturbate ==> biggest lie ever!
61. Let's be friends first ==> ha!
62. When you walked through that door, I knew it was the real thing ==> of cuz, cuz im real
63. I'd like you even if you were a man ==> let see
64. It's okay to be good looking, but looks just don't mean that much to me ==> XD
65. The difference between us will bring us even closer ==> sweet
66. I spend everything I earn on you and the kids ==> 5%?
67. No, I never said that ==> that mean a yes, women know that
68. You make me feel like a kid again ==> have u ever reali grown up?
69. I'm going out with the boys (to the gym, to the office) ==> gay
70. I'll move wherever you want ==> u could choose from their lists
71. Of course I'm not bored with you ==> just sick
72. As soon as I finish this project (get a promotion, a raise, make partner), we'll...... ==> it means never
73. You've got more sex appeal in your little toe than my wife's got in her whole body ==> little toe is more powerful then boobs! XD
74. It wouldn't be you and me anymore if I used one of those ==> those wt?
75. Let's pool our assets - whatever is mine is yours ==> wt happened in vegas?!
76. I still find you just as attractive as the day I met you ==> just met yesterday
77. Divorce is the farthest thing from my mind ==> cuz sex is the top3
78. Sure, I'll watch the kids ==> watch the kids killin themselves
79. It's not just the sex I want, it's being close to you. ==> great u could be a monk!
80. We'll be spending a lot of time together when I retire ==> who will need u when u retire, jerk?
81. You're the only reason I've worked so hard ==> which area?
82. If I didn't have all this work, you know I'd go with you and the kids to your mom's ==> ur a football agent!
83. No one's ever turned me on like you do
84. My boss says there's nothing to worry about ==> u got fired!
85. I'll never tell ==> dont need to, all ar written on ur face
86. Relax, she's just a friend ==> fd with benefits
87. This is just a temporary separation until we get things worked out ==> breakup
88. Your hair (dress, outfit) looks fantastic ==> just say it, wt u want!
89. It was just sex - it didn't mean a thing ==> dog!
90. Of course I'm listening to what you're saying ==> wt am i sayin then?
91. Come on in and we'll just cuddle for a few minutes ==> we ar not 5
92. No, I don't think you're fat ==> dont say anything then
93. You're the woman I should have married ==> but u didnt
94. I'm going to be focusing on my work for a while now. ==> ur work is?
95. I guarantee you, I'm not the father ==> ha!
96. Your having kids has nothing to do with my not wanting to get married ==> lier
97. I'm not ashamed of the way you talk (look, act, etc.) ==> i've heard the worse lie
98. It's nothing personal; I just don't like sharing my living space with someone ==> cuz ur living with ur girl
99. This time I'm really serious ==> ha!
100. Honestly, honey, it's just for the guys - none of the wives go to the conference ==> just gfs
101. I'll always take care of you ==> in bedroom?

24 Sept 08

Damn, I've been waiting for Grace the whole morning. She is always that slow! Gosh! I reali dont have a gd mood lately!

Finally, Grace n I went to the Ocean Park and bought the privilege tickets of the Halloween Bash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can't WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wanna go every year!



Done buying the tickets, we hanged out in Central for a while. I reali haven't been to the "Rocky Road" for a long long time.